Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band.
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.
For you, the living, this mash was meant too.
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you.

Then you can mash, then you can monster mash,
The monster mash, and do my graveyard smash,
Then you can mash, you’ll catch on in a flash,
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash!