stxnson:

     ” I do not need a detective, actually. In fact, I’d very much
        like to avoid the authorities. Not that I’m in any trouble,
        or anything. Let’s start over
                           —— Barney Stinson, can I buy you a drink? ”

         ”You might not be in trouble, but you seem to be trouble
          if you’re starting out like that. I’m not one to turn down a
         free drink, but America is stupid. I’m not of legal drinking
         age here until October.
                                                                It’s stupid.”