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Sentence Starters: Archer Edition

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  • "Bitch, I got ants all over me!"

  • "Sorry, ignore me. My whole thing is I just crave attention."

  • "Let's go, bitches! Tiger tranqs!"

  • "If I don't get something to eat, I'm literally going to die."

  • "YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!"

  • "Why do you always never shut up?"

  • "Private Me, reporting for sploosh!"

  • "Phrasing, boom!"

  • "Stop. Stop. My penis can only get SO erect."

  • "Maybe you can shut your dick holster!"

  • "I am literally wet with jealousy."

  • "Goddamn it, shut up, John Williams!"

  • "Girl, please. Nobody's THAT gay."

  • "Eat a dick, jungle."

  • "Who are you supposed to be? Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service?"

  • “Something, something, danger zone! I know. I’m not even trying anymore.”

  • "Oh, you don't look like a whore. An idiot maybe? Or both! Yes. A whorediot."

  • "What the shit, _______?!"

  • "Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."

  • "That... got a little dark."

  • "She is riddled with herpes."

  • "Just the tip!"

  • "No words. My words have failed me."

  • "I gotta go make an old man eat a big bowl of spiderwebs."

  • "Now who do I have to screw to get a drink around here?"

  • "Sorry, that's just a sympathy boner."

  • "I'm scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."

  • "It's pretty hard to stay anonymous when you're the world's greatest secret agent."

  • "Hey, we're out there risking our lives every—many of the days!"

  • "Come on! Run like you're younger!"

  • "Seriously, ______, call Kenny Loggins, because you're in the DANGER ZONE."

  • "There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that."

  • "We touched penises."

  • "Oh... I thought we were laughing at the dead people we set on fire."

  • "Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."

  • "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

  • “Does Internet porn know you’re cheating on it?”

  • “Are you kidding? Dude. Bros before apparent threats to national security.”

  • “I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!”

  • "Wait... I had something for this."

  • "Can't or won't?"

  • "Every single noun and verb in that sentence sexually arouses me."

  • "Just like the gypsy woman said!"

  • "Grill me a cheese."

  • "Holy shitsnacks!"

  • "Do you think this is a game?!"

  • "Who are you, Comrade Question?"

  • "Just let me clear off the ol' browser history..."

  • "For shit's sake."

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